Wal-Mart has to be one of my favorite stores. there are so many exciting things to do there. please, feel free to comment your own. =]
-push your friend around in a shopping cart
-have your friend push you around in a shopping cart
-make friends with all the employees
-have scooter races
-have duels with the feather dusters
-ride a bike through out the store and claim you're taking it for a "test drive"
-press every 'Try Me' button you see
-when nobody is looking, switch the men and women's bathroom signs
-set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 minutes intervals
-play soccer with the display soccer balls
-put condoms in people's shopping carts while they aren't looking
-think out loud
-go check out the guns in the hunting section, then ask the guy where the depression pills are (in an anxious voice)
-start a video game tournament
-hold races from one side of the store to the other
-start a soccer game
-play with all the holiday/birthday cards that make noise
-try on clothes on top of your clothes
-accidentally knock over all the tampons in the isle
-follow people through the store
-try on tons of make up and walk around completely normal
i can't think of anymore today. =]
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